What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Why are breasts attractive?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Dr No

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?